It's Gettin Hot In Here, Part II

And so now, ladies and gentlemen the time has come for me to unveil the hottest law school guys. You already know who #1 is of course. And I discovered the identity of the mystery man in the black shirt, and while very cute, Erik shall keep his place atop the pantheon of hot men.
Now, first a few things about the list. It seems people get all upset and insulted if I don't find them attractive. Well I am just sorry, but as much as I would like to be, I'm not a manwhore. I have very picky taste, and since this is my blog...well that means these are the guys I find hot. You are more than welcome to disagree. I tried to keep personality out of the factoring, cause I mean really...if it's not a category in the Miss American pageant it need not be one here. In an effort to keep friends I have automatically disqualified anyone in my current small section. Sorry guys, some of you would have made it, but since all of you wouldn't, I just didn't want anyone hurt and hunting me down. There is also sadly going to be a lot more 1Ls than anyone else. This isnt cause we are just more attractive (although we are pretty damn cute), its just cause I dont really know many 2 and 3Ls and the facebook is just not reliable to determine how cute someone is (no one told me pictures were going to be taken that first week. I delayed getting a haircut cause I thought it wouldnt matter, but nooooo, now its going to haunt me for 3 years. I guess Ive learned to read the small print). Also as a final note, with the exception of Erik, the rest of these are in no particular order. Its too hard to say one type of beauty is better than another.
So without further delay...the list:

Erik Axelson - Well you knew this one already. Tall, muscular, athletic, fun fashion, and just downright sexy. My #1 candidate for human cloning. Well, if they can make a gay copy anyways.

Jonathan Amarilio - Ive always had a thing for rosy cheeks. And he dresses better than I do.

Chris Breidenbach - He is just a hottie. Great body, and can surprisingly pull off a beard despite being blonde. If he would
like to come to class shirtless I am all for it. Hmm, maybe I could sit next to him if he does.

Robin Dull - With a tan that makes my white ass jealous, and fun shirts I wanna steal from him. Keep an eye out for his Los Monos t-shirt. I'm a fan.

Nate Green - Married, like so many of these cute guys are. But has the natural rosy cheeks and a resume to impress any mother.

Adam Humes - A teddy bear. He is the kind of cute that you just wanna cuddle with. And I was very impressed when he was willing to dance with me. Now this is a man who is confident in who he is...and thats just hot.

Ryan Koopmans - Your classic A&F type guy. Cute, well groomed, but not overly so.

Joel Stark - Another one with a great tan. I wanna buy him some new clothes to better show off what he is workin with, but he is cute even without them.

Paul Stempel - Got to hang out with this one recently and he gained many points. Cuter than I had previoulsy realized, with a very nice body.

Ryan Wilson - If you like muscles (and you know I do) then this is your man. Also has a great tan. I must admit Ive always wondered what he would look like naked.

Joe Manriquez - Tan and super sexy. Has that buddy next door thing going on.

Brandon Schrock - Looks like a wrestler, and since this is Iowa I guess there is a chance he was. And since I have a thing for the athletes that puts him on my list.

S. Gary Shullaw - I know nothing about this guy-hence why I had to get his name out of the facebook- but he has some crazy hot eyes. You can spot them from across the room and they give him a mysterious allure.

Andrew Borders - Just looks like a baseball player. Cant say why, but who doesnt like a baseball player. Alas, this one is married though too.

John Richter - Need I sing his praises? Surely you can see it too.

Andrew Kepper - Has that kinda soccor player athletic hotness going. No idea if he really plays soccor, but Im sold.

Spencer Moats - A recent addition to the radar after seeing him at a meeting and being impressed. Definitely one to keep an eye on.

And so you have it. My list of hot guys. I don't know them all, but I've at least seen them all. Now before you get any ideas, just cause they made the list doesn't mean I wanna sleep with them. Only the top one has that designation. Although since as far as I know they are all hetero, it isnt gonna ever happen. Alas, the sad life of a gay man at Iowa Law. So much to see, so little to do. Tune in next time where I puzzle over the oddity that is The Facebook.