It's Gettin Hot in Here, Part 1

It's long been my goal to compile my list of who I think is hot at the law school. After one of the best blogs did the same early last semester though, it was bombarded with people trying to put forth there own lists and criticizing the one on that blog (get your own damn blog if you don't like what these say). So I held off. But I think its time to reveal my list.
But not quite yet (Im such a tease). This post is going to be an expose, if you will, on the guy who in my mind clearly ranks #1 on the list. And after an odd occurence today Ive decided one other man, who might be able to unseat my current #1 if I learn more about him.
Now the guy who sits atop my list should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me very well. Anytime he walks by in the law school my eyes never leave him. I have a thing for guys who work out, and this one certainly does. And then goes and wears those tight waffle weave shirts that show off his arms and make me swoon like a little girl. It's sad really the effect such a beautiful man can have on me. Especially since he is a heterosexual. Yup, you heard that right ladies. The law school man of my dreams is just that, a man in my dreams. But before you get your hopes up, a little birdie has told me he has a girlfriend( dont they all?).
So who is this guy you ask? Well if you've been following since the first post, you probably know he is referred to as the OMD...or the Object of My Desire. He is a tall (which works wonderfully for me), brown haired, muscular, nice, athletic (apparently great at football), smart, and polite guy hailing from the state of Illinois. Now a little birdie, and his Jack Ryan t-shirt have told me he is a Republican, but hey Im from Texas so I know lots of those and I can handle that in my fantasies. So its time to unveil the hottie who ranks highest among the law school men....none other than Erik Axelson. I'm sure there are pages flipping madly in the facebook now. Now its kinda sad, cause I have never spoken to this Adonis, but it seems the law school girls like to gossip just a little bit, so when you tell them you think someone is hot, they spill the beans. Now I know I can never have this man, but I can certainly stare...and stare somemore. I have an appreciation for the beauty of the male form, and he will just have to excuse me if I look at him as if he were a painting. And if he happens to have a gay twin, well you know where I am.
But wait, new developments occurred today which may threaten Erik's place atop the Pantheon of hot men at Iowa Law. For today, as I was sitting and sweating my butt off due to no air conditioning, someone new caught my eye. Maybe its because Im not normally in the hall at that time, or maybe he was just visiting the law school. Im unsure. But what I do know is that I stared...and stared some more (sensing a pattern here?). And he noticed. Well I guess anyone would, what with me boring holes in him with my eyes, but he didnt seem to mind as he stood talking to the people at the ISBA table in his black t-shirt and slightly too big jeans. Then when I stopped by career services a little later, there he was again, talking to someone at a table. I must admit I flipped through the facebook and could come up with no one who resembled him, so Im holding out hope that maybe he is an undergrad coming here next year, or maybe just an available undergrad who isnt coming to law school. Who knows? Well I guess the people at the ISBA table might know. So if you were sitting there at around noon, and you know who Im talking about, track me down and enlighten me. Or if you were in the career center going through firm files and talked to a hot, tan, dark haired guy, wearing a black t-shirt, baggy jeans, and white tennis shoes (adidas i think), then let me know too. Cause it's been a long time since this law student has been on a date. Or more importantly, had any sexual relations. So I would not turn down any help that is offered. Ok, get your mind out of the gutter and stop thinking what you are thinking. I just meant if you know this man, hook me up. So tune in next time for the list of the rest of the hot guys. And find a hot guy to go out with me in the mean time.